Ludricrous Language
A MATTER OF PUNCTUATION
An English professor wrote the words,"Woman without her man is nothing" on the board and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man is nothing."
The women wrote:"Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
FOREIGN LANGUAGE
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes,"BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby."Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
(source: C'nS Vol.8 No. 57 July-August 2008)
An English professor wrote the words,"Woman without her man is nothing" on the board and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man is nothing."
The women wrote:"Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
FOREIGN LANGUAGE
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes,"BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby."Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
(source: C'nS Vol.8 No. 57 July-August 2008)
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